Don’t do drugs. Do me.
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.

(via circumambient-t)



The Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl

"Just you and me
We’ll travel round the world”

(Source: resilientbastard, via yungnollz)


one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via fake-mermaid)